sniffing:

when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up

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captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

m71edelweiss:

fatass-mcnotits:

a group of weasels can be called a confusion

it is a confusion of baby weasels

My brother said “wtf little sausages”

(Some) Disney Men Smiling at their loved ones

sadwallader:

sadwallader:

why did the pop punk kid cross the road

to get out of this town

urulokid:

do not pity the dead harry. pity the living. and above all, pity those who leave the theater before the credits are finished completely rolling on a marvel film

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

novator:

my laptop is hotter than my sex life.

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

bloodyhellhptattoos:

My Harry Potter Deathly Hallows water color tattoo with the quote “The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.” ‘cause I love me some Jily. 

bloodyhellhptattoos:

My Harry Potter Deathly Hallows water color tattoo with the quote “The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.” ‘cause I love me some Jily. 

ggaga:

playlist for the day

  1. i don’t care - apocalyptica
  2. really don’t care - demi lovato
  3. i don’t care - fall out boy
  4. i love it (i don’t care) - icona pop
  5. i don’t care - 2ne1
  6. i don’t care about you - cody johnson
  7. we don’t care - kanye west
  8. i don’t care anymore - phil collins

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